Photo, "Holding Hands With A Newborn Baby," By Bridget Coila.

Saluting “The Special Mother” by Erma Bombeck

By Harold Reitman, M.D.


I’ve never forgotten the day my mother, Evelyn Goldberg Reitman, told her nine-year-old youngest son as she was pumping gas at the family gas station in Jersey City, “You 
have a moral obligation to work up to your full potential with the gifts that G-d has given you, to help yourself, your family, your friends, and those less fortunate. And to have a good time doing it.” She always emphasized the last part, and added, “Never lose your sense of humor.”

The Reitman family's gas station, circa 1958.

The Reitman family’s gas station in Jersey City, circa 1958.

Everyone called her Ev, and through her example, I became an avid reader at a young age. In time, one of my favorite writers would be Erma Bombeck, whose newspaper columns and books focused on the lighter side of suburban home life. While the suburbs were not Jersey City, Erma reminded me of my mom in many ways. First of all, she offered true pearls of wisdom wrapped in humor. And like my mom, Erma was ahead of her time – a more than equal member of the household, a well read working woman who could more than hold her own in conversations with educated men. Not surprisingly, both women were early proponents of the Equal Rights Amendment.

I’ve never forgotten Ev’s words, “Never lose your sense of humor.” So this morning, as I’m re-reading my favorite Erma Bombeck piece, why am I crying? It’s because as I struggle to understand neurodiversity through Different Brains, the experience of it becomes more poignant by the day. So I’m going to share with you, for your reading pleasure and inspiration, one of Erma Bombeck’s all-time classic articles.

In memory of my wonderful mother Ev, who passed away in 1986.

“The Special Mother” by Erma Bombeck

Did you ever wonder how mothers of disabled children were chosen?

Somehow I visualize God hovering over the earth selecting his instruments of propagation with great care and deliberation. As He observes, He instructs His angels to make notes in a giant ledger.

“This one gets a daughter. The Patron saint will be Cecelia”

“This one gets twins. The Patron saint will be Matthew”

“This one gets a son. The Patron saint… give her Gerard.

He’s used to profanity” Finally He passes a name to an angel and smiles.

“Give her a disabled child”.
The angel is curious. “Why this one God? She’s so happy”

“Exactly,” smiles God. “Could I give a disabled child to a mother who does not know laughter? That would be cruel!”

“But has she patience?” asks the angel.

“I don’t want her to have too much patience or she will drown in a sea of sorrow and despair. Once the shock and resentment wears off, she’ll handle it. I watched her today, she has that feeling of self and independence that is so necessary in a mother. You see, the child I’m going to give her has her own world. She has to make her live in her world and that’s not going to be easy.”

“But Lord, I don’t think she even believes in you”

God smiles, “No matter, I can fix that. This one is perfect – she has just enough selfishness”

The angel gasps – “Selfishness? is that a virtue?”

God nods. “If she can’t separate herself from the child occasionally she won’t survive. Yes here is a woman whom I will bless with a child less than perfect. She doesn’t realize it yet, but she is to be envied. She will never take for granted a ‘spoken word’. She will never consider any ‘step’ ordinary. When her child says “Momma” for the first time she will be present at a miracle and will know it. I will permit her to see clearly the things I see… ignorance, cruelty and prejudice…and allow her to rise above them. She will never be alone. I will be at her side every minute of every day of her life because she is doing my work as surely as if she is here by my side”

“And what about her Patron saint?” asks the angel, his pen poised in midair.

God smiles… “A mirror will suffice.”


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Dr. Harold “Hackie” Reitman is the founder of He is an entrepreneur, philanthropist, children’s activist, retired orthopaedic surgeon, and a former professional heavyweight boxer. He who currently serves as the CEO of Fort Lauderdale, Fla.-based PCE Media, LLC, the multi-platform production company he founded in 2004. Dr. Reitman wrote, executive produced and co-directed the full-length independent film, "The Square Root of 2" (starring Darby Stanchfield of ABC's "Scandal"), and is the author of the book "Aspertools: A Practical Guide for Understanding and Embracing Asperger’s, Autism Spectrum Disorders and Neurodiversity" from HCI Publishing. He also hosts the interview show “Exploring Different Brains.”

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